amazed:

I follow everyone back!


condorn:

I love when people shut the fuck up

(Source: condom, via sorry)


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bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

(via phobias)


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drunktrophywife:

if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback

(via parkingstrange)


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msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

(via braydaaan)


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oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

(Source: oreoofficial, via unescapable)


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Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.

-Things I’ll teach my children (via raysofthesun)

(Source: infl4ted, via floism)


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