intensional:

i hate t-shirts i need more sweaters 

(via trust)


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gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

(via crystallized-teardrops)


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reaction to disney movie songs

  • age of 8: oh my god this is so awkward i hate these parts why isn't there just normal dialogue please stop the singing
  • age of 18: PRINCE ALIII FABULOUS HEEE ALI ABABWAAAA

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brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

(via unescapable)


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obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(Source: quasidrome, via plagal)


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bitter-ghost:

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

(via fake-mermaid)


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the-personal-quotes:

Are you a teen? This blog is for you!


allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

(via giggle)


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tugbutt:

ohshititsgreg:

*friendly boner*

broner

(via braydaaan)


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320k:

what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky

(via sorry)


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meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

(Source: meladoodle, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)


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